what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?
so much tension in one photo
its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier
don’t be ridiculous of course girls poop. they poop once every month and it’s a really big poop so they get cramps and stuff i’ve read personal blogs
Daughter passed a milestone today
*ignores age difference between me and my celebrity crushes*
the best youtube comment
definition of a burn
Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.
stick it to the man, Squid.
White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
give me a he’ll yeah if ur blogging on mobile
if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper
“slut means the end in swedish”
this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD